
A man, quite drunk, at a party signals for the hostess. As she approaches the man he belches, hicks, and asks if her lemons have legs on them. The hostess, astounded, replies curtly that, “no her lemons don’t have legs on them” and walks away in a huff.
Perplexed, the man returns to sipping his drink. A little later he eyes the hostess again. He motions for her to come over to...