A Lemon with Legs
A man, quite drunk, at a party signals for the hostess. As she approaches the man he belches, hicks, and asks if her lemons have legs on them. The hostess, astounded, replies curtly that, “no her lemons don’t have legs on them” and walks away in a huff.
Perplexed, the man returns to sipping his drink. A little later he eyes the hostess again. He motions for her to come over to him. Flustered, she walks up to him, asking “what is it this time?” As the man lets out a loud yet controlled hick and belch he asks her again if her lemons have legs on them. She again replies no and storms off.
After another attempt by the drunk man to find out if there’s legs on the lemons the hostess threatens to have him hauled off by the police.
The man, finding an instant of clarity, said in a drunken drawl …..”If you’re sure your lemons don’t have legs on them, then I must’ve squeezed your canary in my drink!”
About The Author
Nancy Byerly Jones is enthusiastically resourceful and tirelessly dedicated to helping her clients build success stories that last...and as a family law and workplace mediator, she is a passionate advocate for helping keep folks out of the courtroom and moving positively forward with their lives.
And, oh yes, she also loves every minute at her family's mountainside ranch - the happy and always active home of 5 horses, 9 donkeys, 3 dogs and 1 very tough cat!
Most Commented Posts
PDF
2 Responses 
Leave a Reply 
Thanks for the time I spent reading your blog , its amazing
Many thanks for such a thoughtful comment, Sunny…made my day (and sorry for delayed reply due to heavy travels). Have a super day and please let me know what other topics would be of interest to you and your company.